Is this too much to ask?

wtf!all i want is a man who will:


be honest, faithful, hold the door for me, make good money, rock my world in the bed, cut the grass, wait while i shop, send me flowers, give me foot massages, take me to dinner every weekend, be happy to see me not have to work, take me on cruises %26amp; vacations to including but limited to: barbados, tahiti, jamaica, italy, france, germany, swiss alps, spain, south africa, bermuda, florida keys %26amp; bahamas, be into home improvement %26amp; build me my own wing of a house including a full gym incl: stairmaster, elliptical, treadmill, stationary bike, mirrored wall, ballet bar, mounted tv w/ dvd, free weights w/ rack, seperate bedroom w/ four-poster bed %26amp; large bath w/ vintage claw-foot bath, huge gold-leaf mirror, custom fixtures, chandelier, sauna, sep. massage rm w/ table (and pay an on-call masseuse anytime i want one), arrange surprise deliveries to me of: lingerie, designer clothing/bags, roses, imported chocolates %26amp; champagne, chauffered car to bring me

Is this too much to ask?
Girl,


Here is what I can do:


i can do all the first portion except for the trips, and thats only because I am in college. Once I get my bachelors, I%26#039;ll have it made! YAY! I can probobly build you a house, though don%26#039;t expect me to do the yard work too often, as I don%26#039;t want to get my suite dirty when i get home from my high profile business meetings.


Also, I enjoy working out and will actually have a bad a$$ gym set at the house and will use it frequently, so I can only imagine the amount of competition that will arise as a result... can u handle it?


I enjoy the classy elegance of a chrome, gold leaf, and and I etch my own engraving designs so my house will look top notch.


I will definately watch you try out all the clothes you want, but the only thing is - you%26#039;re paying for them, however, I will pay if you don%26#039;t make me go with you... unless its provocative, lol.





AND No I will never fold, no matter how nice you look or how sweet the deal is, and hire a NANNY! My kids are mine and thats it... I love flowers so expect them often and jewlery as a way to say I love you.... But thats it. other than that, good luck with your choices, as we number in the few.
Reply:But what are you willing to give in return?





No offense, my material-possession girl, but I don;t see where he has to %26quot;love%26quot; you.





He may do all of these things to show something, but isn%26#039;t it important that he loves you?
Reply:OMG!!!!!!!! Yes, too much and keep aiming for it anyway!! If You arrive at the point where You have at least half of any of it, You will be grand!!!
Reply:That is very high maintenance. Just remember no one is perfect!
Reply:Yep! It%26#039;s too much to ask.
Reply:omg!


holy sh**...


yur in dreamland honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


half that sh** would annoy me!!!
Reply:Okay:





You are going about all this wrong way!!





First you need to locate the book:


The power of a praying woman..:))





You have to pray and ask god to send this kind of man to you!! And even then, he is gonna have some issues, so only ask for what you can not deal with out,


Trust


Loyalty


Faithfulnesses


Hard worker


Devoted


Wonderful


God Fearing


Morals


Great Family


Lover not a fighter


Protective





My husband needs some help in the protective area, for he is used to me speaking up for my self!!





SO I say that is how you are gonna find some one to your needs, but, what are you going to offer??





I just see what you needed, what is this man getting??





That is your real question!!
Reply:LOL! It sounds like you want to be more of a mistress than a partner.





And what are you offering in return? Will you go to hockey games? Help guide the wood through the bandsaw? Rock his world in bed? Hold the flashlight in your left hand and the big wrench in your right, totally steadily, so he can get the gasket loose on the drain under the sink to fix the leak? Prepare 9 course Chinese banquets? Clean up the mess when he gets the stomach flu?





It sounds like you want a robot not a human man, which is too bad, because real men are a lot of fun, even if they aren%26#039;t our abject slaves.



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Consumer rights for nondelivery of services or goods?

I recently got married and put down a 50% deposit with a flower preservation company to preserve my bridal bouquet. I mailed my bouquet overnight to the company as agreed, and they acknowledged receipt. They also promised a delivery date in September, then told me in October that it would be ready by the end of the month. It%26#039;s now November, and the company is ignoring my attempts to contact them for an update on my order status. I reported the company to the Better Business Bureau, and I%26#039;m wondering if anyone knows what else I can do to either 1) receive my preserved bouquet as promised or 2) get a full refund and be compensated for the bouquet (which cost over $200 itself)?





I appreciate any advice you might have, as I am not sure where to go from here. Thanks so much!!

Consumer rights for nondelivery of services or goods?
The Better Business Bureau is a joke.





The only reason they exist is because BUSINESSES give them money to exist, while they pretend to %26quot;advocate consumers rights%26quot;. I%26#039;ve NEVER met anybody who had a positive resolution from the BBB.





You might try www.badbusinessbureau.com which allows you to report companies publicly, which might bring them to their senses.





Finally, I%26#039;d take them to court, for what you think it is worth and what the boquet%26#039;s actual worth is. 15 bucks gets you a small claims court summons.





If they don%26#039;t show, you%26#039;ll probably get whatever damages you ask for.




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Hello everyone; I need some advice on where to retire....someplace warm so that I can garden all year long...

I live in northern montana. I work for a major delivery company, and I am out in the nasty cold weather 9 months out of the year. If it isn%26#039;t cold the wind is blowing. Winds sustaining 30+ mph for days on end.


I want to go someplace where I can flower garden and mow my lawn all year round.


Any suggestions?

Hello everyone; I need some advice on where to retire....someplace warm so that I can garden all year long...
Florida....its great here..its hot during the summer...but its great in the winter...
Reply:St. George, Utah. It is a popular city for those of retirement age. The temps can be high in the summer, but very nice in the winter months. The humidity is low and it%26#039;s a good area. I have in laws and other family members who are retired that live there and they love it! Check it out .... !
Reply:I%26#039;ve never been, but I hear Charlotte, NC is really nice. I really loved living in Colorado Springs. The weather is nice there, even though people think its all snow. The altitude is high so its very dry. But sunny all the time. Good luck.
Reply:If you can put up with high humidity, the southeast.



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Do you know any answer on these Hink Pinks?

Hink Pinks:


1.a married rodent


2.an eatthquake on a Sunday morning


3.what lawers feel when thay lose





Hinky Pinkies:


4.a bull who sings ballads has a


5.theft o fa prime cut beef


6.the highest plastic container


7.a magical grasshopper


8.why the child was scared of the storm


9.a fruit that needs a shave


10.an anxios snake


11.a tired flower


12.a big hill that spits out water


13.a more intelligent boxer





Hinkety Pinketies:


14.a placehere the national leader l;ives


15.a disturbance during church service


16.history of spectacales


17.two drums conversing with each other at a jazz concert


18.a pizza delivery man who needs a shave


19.stripping paint with snakes


20.attacking someone with fase praise


21.a fuzzy UPS man


22.race of sea-faring craft


23.ships crewed by apes

Do you know any answer on these Hink Pinks?
1 house mouse


2 a wake shake


3. the sues blues


5, filet away


6. something tower


7. hocus locust (or locust pocus)


8. fright%26#039;ning lightning


10. fervent serpent


12. fountain mountain


13. brighter fighter


14. president%26#039;s residence


15 blasphemous christmasmass


16. monocles chronicles


17. snare section jam session (or %26quot;bam%26quot; section jam session?)


18.


20. flattery battery


23. gorilla flotilla



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Help Please... IT recommendations Can you Help?

My friend has a Flower Designs co. is looking to upgrade its computer system (an older model PC) to help keep up with the growing demand of their customers. They would like to house their client information and order histories on their new system, as well as bill their customers electronically. They also want to have a way to keep track of customer addresses and specific delivery instructions while she is on the road

Help Please... IT recommendations Can you Help?
Buying a moderately priced PC should be fine. I think what you%26#039;re looking for is something like a program. I would suggets Quickbooks. Its easy to use, and accurate. Most small businesses also use this as their business software.



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PLs tell me any florist who would send flowers to my hubby on our anniversary?

i would like to send flowers to my hubby. pls let me know how do i do it and where do i find such florist in bangalore, indiranagar who would do the delivery

PLs tell me any florist who would send flowers to my hubby on our anniversary?
Call 1-800-FLOWERS. I hear they are pretty good, and reliable, delivering on time, and almost anywhere.





Happy Anniversary!!!!
Reply:Any florist who does deliveries should do this. Are you in Bangalore? Can%26#039;t you search the internet or look in the telephone directory to find the florist - I%26#039;m in the UK so am afraid I don%26#039;t know one...
Reply:Sorry i cant help you, but i realy need the points, am in Africa
Reply:If you have a telephone, you could call them and place the order, if you have to do this by visiting the florist then guess you%26#039;ll have to do it that way
Reply:walter knoll
Reply:I live in the united states and there is a number that is supposed to be nationwide and it is 1-8oo-flowers ! I hope you can get through and happy anniversary!! GOOD LUCK!!!!!!
Reply:any of them.



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Is it OK to have mothers day flowers delivered on Saturday?

I want to get my girlfriend%26#039;s mother flowers for mothers day, and I was just wondering if it is poor ettiquette to have them delivered the Saturday before. I know they have big plans all day on Sunday so I wanted to be sure she got them on time, and also web site florists say they can%26#039;t guarantee delivery on that date.

Is it OK to have mothers day flowers delivered on Saturday?
Most Mother%26#039;s Day flowers are delivered the Friday or Saturday before. Mom won%26#039;t care- she will be very happy to be remembered. Follow up with a phone call or visit on Sunday.
Reply:From what I have heard, most flowers will be delivered on Saturday, anyway. At least, that is custom here in FL.





I think it is a beautiful idea of yours, to think of your girl-friends mother! And my bet is, she want even waste a thought about, that it is one day early.





However, if you happen to see her in person on Mother%26#039;s Day, do give the flowers to her in person.
Reply:It is absoltuely okay to have flowers delivered the Saturday before. Flowers for Mother%26#039;s Day, even Valentines Day are delivered quite a few days early prior to the actual day. The fact you recognize the day is thoughtful, not the day it comes.
Reply:Yes, of course! Save on the shipping charges, and there are many delivery services that don%26#039;t deliver anything on Sundays - I%26#039;m having my mom%26#039;s stuff delivered today!
Reply:Absolutely not.





Etiquette doesn%26#039;t work that way.





All gifts are unexpected.





An early gift is always a welcome surprise.
Reply:Flowers or gifts can be delivered anytime up to the actual celebration just not after.
Reply:It%26#039;s fine. Most florists don%26#039;t deliver on Sunday anyway
Reply:no problem at all. as you said you wanted to make sure she got them. your gf%26#039;s mother will appreciate the gesture.
Reply:Sure, she can enjoy them for an extra day on the weekend.
Reply:yep...better than monday.
Reply:got mine today



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