Is this too much to ask?

wtf!all i want is a man who will:


be honest, faithful, hold the door for me, make good money, rock my world in the bed, cut the grass, wait while i shop, send me flowers, give me foot massages, take me to dinner every weekend, be happy to see me not have to work, take me on cruises %26amp; vacations to including but limited to: barbados, tahiti, jamaica, italy, france, germany, swiss alps, spain, south africa, bermuda, florida keys %26amp; bahamas, be into home improvement %26amp; build me my own wing of a house including a full gym incl: stairmaster, elliptical, treadmill, stationary bike, mirrored wall, ballet bar, mounted tv w/ dvd, free weights w/ rack, seperate bedroom w/ four-poster bed %26amp; large bath w/ vintage claw-foot bath, huge gold-leaf mirror, custom fixtures, chandelier, sauna, sep. massage rm w/ table (and pay an on-call masseuse anytime i want one), arrange surprise deliveries to me of: lingerie, designer clothing/bags, roses, imported chocolates %26amp; champagne, chauffered car to bring me

Is this too much to ask?
Girl,


Here is what I can do:


i can do all the first portion except for the trips, and thats only because I am in college. Once I get my bachelors, I%26#039;ll have it made! YAY! I can probobly build you a house, though don%26#039;t expect me to do the yard work too often, as I don%26#039;t want to get my suite dirty when i get home from my high profile business meetings.


Also, I enjoy working out and will actually have a bad a$$ gym set at the house and will use it frequently, so I can only imagine the amount of competition that will arise as a result... can u handle it?


I enjoy the classy elegance of a chrome, gold leaf, and and I etch my own engraving designs so my house will look top notch.


I will definately watch you try out all the clothes you want, but the only thing is - you%26#039;re paying for them, however, I will pay if you don%26#039;t make me go with you... unless its provocative, lol.





AND No I will never fold, no matter how nice you look or how sweet the deal is, and hire a NANNY! My kids are mine and thats it... I love flowers so expect them often and jewlery as a way to say I love you.... But thats it. other than that, good luck with your choices, as we number in the few.
Reply:But what are you willing to give in return?





No offense, my material-possession girl, but I don;t see where he has to %26quot;love%26quot; you.





He may do all of these things to show something, but isn%26#039;t it important that he loves you?
Reply:OMG!!!!!!!! Yes, too much and keep aiming for it anyway!! If You arrive at the point where You have at least half of any of it, You will be grand!!!
Reply:That is very high maintenance. Just remember no one is perfect!
Reply:Yep! It%26#039;s too much to ask.
Reply:omg!


holy sh**...


yur in dreamland honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


half that sh** would annoy me!!!
Reply:Okay:





You are going about all this wrong way!!





First you need to locate the book:


The power of a praying woman..:))





You have to pray and ask god to send this kind of man to you!! And even then, he is gonna have some issues, so only ask for what you can not deal with out,


Trust


Loyalty


Faithfulnesses


Hard worker


Devoted


Wonderful


God Fearing


Morals


Great Family


Lover not a fighter


Protective





My husband needs some help in the protective area, for he is used to me speaking up for my self!!





SO I say that is how you are gonna find some one to your needs, but, what are you going to offer??





I just see what you needed, what is this man getting??





That is your real question!!
Reply:LOL! It sounds like you want to be more of a mistress than a partner.





And what are you offering in return? Will you go to hockey games? Help guide the wood through the bandsaw? Rock his world in bed? Hold the flashlight in your left hand and the big wrench in your right, totally steadily, so he can get the gasket loose on the drain under the sink to fix the leak? Prepare 9 course Chinese banquets? Clean up the mess when he gets the stomach flu?





It sounds like you want a robot not a human man, which is too bad, because real men are a lot of fun, even if they aren%26#039;t our abject slaves.



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